That something being, employer decided I would be more useful to them if I worked in the same room with them. Not a completely unfair call.

So here I am. In the least sunny  part of California, grappling with America’s excuse for coffee. But I’m making it work.

Most of the Vulgar Foodie action is now happening on my Instagram (follow me!), but the most exciting reviews will be making an appearance here.

Stay tuned for more profiteroles and profanities!